Tuesday, June 22, 2010

2008
The Downfall of The Republican Party
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In the 2008 presidential elections, The Republican candidate John McCain was defeated by now President Barack Obama, whom I affectionately refer to as B.O.. U.S. Senator John McCain is a war hero and a long time statesman from Arizona. B.O. was a largely unknown, first term U.S. Senator. No one is really sure, but we heard he did some sort of community activism before he became a Senator. Now, I know what you are thinking "How bad of shape is The Republican Party in that McCain could not take B.O.?". Well, the answer I am afraid may be worse than The Republican Party loosing support.
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Many Americans are starting to realize, that the monumental loss for Republicans in 2008, was a direct result of declining IQ scores among Americans. Parents, sending your children to public schools is the same as setting them up for failure. The U.S. public schools are in horrific state, and have been for a long time now. Well, guess what? All of those 20 something high school undergraduates, can now vote. The guy at McDonald's who can not read the menu? Yep, he can vote. Some of it is that most Americans are absolutely opposed to reading and writing of any kind. (Yeah I know, basically this blog is going straight into oblivion. I have to figure out how to make a video blog if I want anyone to visit my page.) A great majority of those who will not read, have average IQ scores and decent jobs. They just do not want to take the time to read. I think the only demographic in The United States that reads and writes on a regular basis, are deaf people.
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My father and I were walking out of a barbecue restaurant one night. In the parking lot we saw a woman getting out of her car. Now this woman was no crack head. She drove a nice SUV. She was professionally dressed, and seemed like a nice lady. She asked us the strangest question "Does this place serve barbecue?". I am telling you there was the fucking, biggest, gaudiest, neon, sign screaming "BARBECUE", right in front of her face. That was my first clue that America is in trouble! I had thought that only White trash, Illegal Immigrants, and ghetto drug slinging thug types of people had this affliction. Certainly not middle class hard working people. I was wrong and the masses of moronic Obamaphiles shoved it in my face.
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B.O.'s campaign was tailor made for the uneducated & less sophisticated Americans. It turned out to be a very successful strategy, seeing how dumbed down America has become. It has become so bad that if you send you send your child to private school, you will basically be condemning them to the minority "high IQ" class. They will be surrounded by fart joke people, and always be getting kicked in the nuts by Ashton Kutcher's punk people.
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The Republican Party might be in real trouble come this 2012 election. The only way that I can see Republicans doing well in future elections, is if they follow The Democrat's lead and hire someone like Jeff Foxworthy to be their campaign manager. B.O. has got "Change, Yes We Can". Republicans should one up them with "If you vote for Obama, then you might be a red neck". The Republican candidate should not directly speak about any particular issue. When at debates and asked for solution to specific problem he/she should just reply "We are going to get ur done!". Maybe, when asked about an issue he/she should just give a passionate speech about returning America to its former glory. Oh, and promise that other countries are going to start liking us again. It worked for B.O..

Here is the type of voters he pandered in order to take the win.

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Or maybe B.O. just purchased their votes!
Think about it. XLIBERALFOOL OUT

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