Evil Children

Evil Children

The New York Times website recently posted an article on how 5 year old children can quickly turn into little gangbangers. Apparently, these brats gravitate toward other children who have similar characteristics or are like minded. Child psychologists call it “best friend syndrome”. These types of close relationships can lead to a high self-esteem and cliques.

“The classic best-friend bond — the two special pals who share secrets and exploits, who gravitate to each other on the playground and who head out the door together every day after school — signals potential trouble for school officials intent on discouraging anything that hints of exclusivity, in part because of concerns about cliques and bullying.” New York Times website

Yep, the next thing you know these little monsters will be drinking 40s, shooting 45s, and have a red or blue handkerchief hanging out of their pockets. But I have a greater fear. These children may not adhere to politically correct ideals and liberal propaganda! Even worse, would be that white children start cliquing together and form some kind of young Republican group. It is very important that white children do not have best friends. This could lead to white children growing up without the proper amount white guilt. In order for the diversification of America to continue, it is imperative that white children develop a sense of self loathing.

Here we have a picture of two evil, best friends in a Ku Klux Klan embrace. Notice the positioning of their feet that white supremacist use to identify each other. Picture from Houston Chronicle website

Now, Oliver Stone, Sean Penn and Michael Moore say this picture is okay, because these two guys are wealthy, leftist, Hispanic people celebrating wealth redistribution in their countries. Stone, Penn, and Moore really have been instrumental in developing a politically correct and anti-capitalist, liberal society in America. I, XLIBERALFOOL, really respect their opinions, and you should too.

So, what is the solution? How can we stop all of these evil children from banding together in politically incorrect and diabolical federations; who are hell bent on taking over the world? Well, do not worry the schools are all over it. This behavior has not gone unnoticed.

“Still, school officials admit they watch close friendships carefully for adverse effects. “When two children discover a special bond between them, we honor that bond, provided that neither child overtly or covertly excludes or rejects others,” said Jan Mooney, a psychologist at the Town School, a nursery through eighth grade private school on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. “However, the bottom line is that if we find a best friend pairing to be destructive to either child, or to others in the classroom, we will not hesitate to separate children and to work with the children and their parents to ensure healthier relationships in the future.”” The New York Times website.

www.nytimes.com/2010/06/17/fashion/17BFF.html?pagewanted=2&sq=best friends cliques bullying&st=cse&scp=1

blogs.chron.com/babysteps/2010/06/friends_reunited_and_other_joy.html