This is a comment that I posted on al Jazeera, about the Wikileaks scandal. I am pretty proud of it.
"CIA this... Mossad that...
Please!
This is clearly a Alien/UFO conspiracy!
Where are the leaked documents on the UFOs? We haven't seen any, have we? So, by using some of the logic that I have seen on this thread, it must of been our evil, Alien overlords who were responsible for this leak! That Julian Assange guy? Yep, you guessed it... he is an Alien! You can tell that he is an Alien, by what he did to those two women in Sweden. What can I say?... Aliens are known to be fond of violating human people's body cavities. It is a known fact!
Yeah, just another example of our Alien overlords using false information to divide and conquer us!
(Sarcasm finished)
People... eat a sanity candy bar, and stop all of the foolish conspiracy theories!
The CIA, U.S. & U.K. military just tried to negotiate an Afghanistan/Taliban peace deal with a Pakistani shopkeeper, who claimed to be Taliban commander. You give us more credit than what we deserve!"
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